DIALOGUES

Everyone eavesdrops …


ORIGINAL SIN

You hold the future of Humanity in your hands.

What should I do?

Nothing.

I can’t do that.

I know.


SOB STORY

Why are you crying?

Someone I know is going to die soon.

Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you close?

Inches.


SMELLS FUNNY

*homeless men making their beds*

You want some of this? It’s Febreze™.

I know what it is. I used that stuff on my mom for years.

What’s wrong with your mom?

Nothing.